time = time(); $this->startSession(); } /** * startSession - Performs all the actions necessary to * initialize this session object. Tries to determine if the * the user has logged in already, and sets the variables * accordingly. Also takes advantage of this page load to * update the active visitors tables. */ function startSession(){ global $database; //The database connection session_start(); //Tell PHP to start the session /* Determine if user is logged in */ $this->logged_in = $this->checkLogin(); /** * Set guest value to users not logged in, and update * active guests table accordingly. */ if(!$this->logged_in){ $this->username = $_SESSION['username'] = GUEST_NAME; $this->userlevel = GUEST_LEVEL; $database->addActiveGuest($_SERVER['REMOTE_ADDR'], $this->time); } /* Update users last active timestamp */ else{ $database->addActiveUser($this->username, $this->time); } /* Remove inactive visitors from database */ $database->removeInactiveUsers(); $database->removeInactiveGuests(); /* Set referrer page */ if(isset($_SESSION['url'])){ $this->referrer = $_SESSION['url']; }else{ $this->referrer = "/"; } /* Set current url */ $this->url = $_SESSION['url'] = $_SERVER['PHP_SELF']; } /** * checkLogin - Checks if the user has already previously * logged in, and a session with the user has already been * established. Also checks to see if user has been remembered. * If so, the database is queried to make sure of the user's * authenticity. Returns true if the user has logged in. */ function checkLogin(){ global $database; //The database connection /* Check if user has been remembered */ if(isset($_COOKIE['cookname']) && isset($_COOKIE['cookid'])){ $this->username = $_SESSION['username'] = $_COOKIE['cookname']; $this->userid = $_SESSION['userid'] = $_COOKIE['cookid']; } /* Username and userid have been set and not guest */ if(isset($_SESSION['username']) && isset($_SESSION['userid']) && $_SESSION['username'] != GUEST_NAME){ /* Confirm that username and userid are valid */ if($database->confirmUserID($_SESSION['username'], $_SESSION['userid']) != 0){ /* Variables are incorrect, user not logged in */ unset($_SESSION['username']); unset($_SESSION['userid']); return false; } /* User is logged in, set class variables */ $this->userinfo = $database->getUserInfo($_SESSION['username']); $this->username = $this->userinfo['username']; $this->userid = $this->userinfo['userid']; $this->userlevel = $this->userinfo['userlevel']; return true; } /* User not logged in */ else{ return false; } } /** * login - The user has submitted his username and password * through the login form, this function checks the authenticity * of that information in the database and creates the session. * Effectively logging in the user if all goes well. */ function login($subuser, $subpass, $subremember){ global $database, $form; //The database and form object /* Username error checking */ $field = "user"; //Use field name for username if(!$subuser || strlen($subuser = trim($subuser)) == 0){ $form->setError($field, "* Username not entered"); } else{ /* Check if username is not alphanumeric */ if(!eregi("^([0-9a-z])*$", $subuser)){ $form->setError($field, "* only letters and numbers allowed and no spaces"); } } /* Password error checking */ $field = "pass"; //Use field name for password if(!$subpass){ $form->setError($field, "* Password not entered"); } /* Return if form errors exist */ if($form->num_errors > 0){ return false; } /* Checks that username is in database and password is correct */ $subuser = stripslashes($subuser); $result = $database->confirmUserPass($subuser, md5($subpass)); /* Check error codes */ if($result == 1){ $field = "user"; $form->setError($field, "* Username not found"); } else if($result == 2){ $field = "pass"; $form->setError($field, "* Invalid password"); } /* Return if form errors exist */ if($form->num_errors > 0){ return false; } /* Username and password correct, register session variables */ $this->userinfo = $database->getUserInfo($subuser); $this->username = $_SESSION['username'] = $this->userinfo['username']; $this->userid = $_SESSION['userid'] = $this->generateRandID(); $this->userlevel = $this->userinfo['userlevel']; /* Insert userid into database and update active users table */ $database->updateUserField($this->username, "userid", $this->userid); $database->addActiveUser($this->username, $this->time); $database->removeActiveGuest($_SERVER['REMOTE_ADDR']); /** * This is the cool part: the user has requested that we remember that * he's logged in, so we set two cookies. One to hold his username, * and one to hold his random value userid. It expires by the time * specified in constants.php. Now, next time he comes to our site, we will * log him in automatically, but only if he didn't log out before he left. */ if($subremember){ setcookie("cookname", $this->username, time()+COOKIE_EXPIRE, COOKIE_PATH); setcookie("cookid", $this->userid, time()+COOKIE_EXPIRE, COOKIE_PATH); } /* Login completed successfully */ return true; } /** * logout - Gets called when the user wants to be logged out of the * website. It deletes any cookies that were stored on the users * computer as a result of him wanting to be remembered, and also * unsets session variables and demotes his user level to guest. */ function logout(){ global $database; //The database connection /** * Delete cookies - the time must be in the past, * so just negate what you added when creating the * cookie. */ if(isset($_COOKIE['cookname']) && isset($_COOKIE['cookid'])){ setcookie("cookname", "", time()-COOKIE_EXPIRE, COOKIE_PATH); setcookie("cookid", "", time()-COOKIE_EXPIRE, COOKIE_PATH); } /* Unset PHP session variables */ unset($_SESSION['username']); unset($_SESSION['userid']); /* Reflect fact that user has logged out */ $this->logged_in = false; /** * Remove from active users table and add to * active guests tables. */ $database->removeActiveUser($this->username); $database->addActiveGuest($_SERVER['REMOTE_ADDR'], $this->time); /* Set user level to guest */ $this->username = GUEST_NAME; $this->userlevel = GUEST_LEVEL; } /** * register - Gets called when the user has just submitted the * registration form. Determines if there were any errors with * the entry fields, if so, it records the errors and returns * 1. If no errors were found, it registers the new user and * returns 0. Returns 2 if registration failed. */ function register($subuser, $subpass, $subemail){ global $database, $form, $mailer; //The database, form and mailer object /* Username error checking */ $field = "user"; //Use field name for username if(!$subuser || strlen($subuser = trim($subuser)) == 0){ $form->setError($field, "* Username not entered"); } else{ /* Spruce up username, check length */ $subuser = stripslashes($subuser); if(strlen($subuser) < 5){ $form->setError($field, "* Username below 5 characters"); } else if(strlen($subuser) > 30){ $form->setError($field, "* Username above 30 characters"); } /* Check if username is not alphanumeric */ else if(!eregi("^([0-9a-z])+$", $subuser)){ $form->setError($field, "* * only letters and numbers allowed and no spaces"); } /* Check if username is reserved */ else if(strcasecmp($subuser, GUEST_NAME) == 0){ $form->setError($field, "* Username reserved word"); } /* Check if username is already in use */ else if($database->usernameTaken($subuser)){ $form->setError($field, "* Username already in use"); } /* Check if username is banned */ else if($database->usernameBanned($subuser)){ $form->setError($field, "* Username banned"); } } /* Password error checking */ $field = "pass"; //Use field name for password if(!$subpass){ $form->setError($field, "* Password not entered"); } else{ /* Spruce up password and check length*/ $subpass = stripslashes($subpass); if(strlen($subpass) < 4){ $form->setError($field, "* Password too short"); } /* Check if password is not alphanumeric */ else if(!eregi("^([0-9a-z])+$", ($subpass = trim($subpass)))){ $form->setError($field, "* * only letters and numbers allowed and no spaces"); } /** * Note: I trimmed the password only after I checked the length * because if you fill the password field up with spaces * it looks like a lot more characters than 4, so it looks * kind of stupid to report "password too short". */ } /* Email error checking */ $field = "email"; //Use field name for email if(!$subemail || strlen($subemail = trim($subemail)) == 0){ $form->setError($field, "* Email not entered"); } else{ /* Check if valid email address */ $regex = "^[_+a-z0-9-]+(\.[_+a-z0-9-]+)*" ."@[a-z0-9-]+(\.[a-z0-9-]{1,})*" ."\.([a-z]{2,}){1}$"; if(!eregi($regex,$subemail)){ $form->setError($field, "* Email invalid"); } $subemail = stripslashes($subemail); } /* Errors exist, have user correct them */ if($form->num_errors > 0){ return 1; //Errors with form } /* No errors, add the new account to the */ else{ if($database->addNewUser($subuser, md5($subpass), $subemail)){ if(EMAIL_WELCOME){ $mailer->sendWelcome($subuser,$subemail,$subpass); } return 0; //New user added succesfully }else{ return 2; //Registration attempt failed } } } /** * editAccount - Attempts to edit the user's account information * including the password, which it first makes sure is correct * if entered, if so and the new password is in the right * format, the change is made. All other fields are changed * automatically. */ function editAccount($subcurpass, $subnewpass, $subemail){ global $database, $form; //The database and form object /* New password entered */ if($subnewpass){ /* Current Password error checking */ $field = "curpass"; //Use field name for current password if(!$subcurpass){ $form->setError($field, "* Current Password not entered"); } else{ /* Check if password too short or is not alphanumeric */ $subcurpass = stripslashes($subcurpass); if(strlen($subcurpass) < 4 || !eregi("^([0-9a-z])+$", ($subcurpass = trim($subcurpass)))){ $form->setError($field, "* Current Password incorrect"); } /* Password entered is incorrect */ if($database->confirmUserPass($this->username,md5($subcurpass)) != 0){ $form->setError($field, "* Current Password incorrect"); } } /* New Password error checking */ $field = "newpass"; //Use field name for new password /* Spruce up password and check length*/ $subpass = stripslashes($subnewpass); if(strlen($subnewpass) < 4){ $form->setError($field, "* New Password too short"); } /* Check if password is not alphanumeric */ else if(!eregi("^([0-9a-z])+$", ($subnewpass = trim($subnewpass)))){ $form->setError($field, "* New Password not alphanumeric"); } } /* Change password attempted */ else if($subcurpass){ /* New Password error reporting */ $field = "newpass"; //Use field name for new password $form->setError($field, "* New Password not entered"); } /* Email error checking */ $field = "email"; //Use field name for email if($subemail && strlen($subemail = trim($subemail)) > 0){ /* Check if valid email address */ $regex = "^[_+a-z0-9-]+(\.[_+a-z0-9-]+)*" ."@[a-z0-9-]+(\.[a-z0-9-]{1,})*" ."\.([a-z]{2,}){1}$"; if(!eregi($regex,$subemail)){ $form->setError($field, "* Email invalid"); } $subemail = stripslashes($subemail); } /* Errors exist, have user correct them */ if($form->num_errors > 0){ return false; //Errors with form } /* Update password since there were no errors */ if($subcurpass && $subnewpass){ $database->updateUserField($this->username,"password",md5($subnewpass)); } /* Change Email */ if($subemail){ $database->updateUserField($this->username,"email",$subemail); } /* Success! */ return true; } /** * isAdmin - Returns true if currently logged in user is * an administrator, false otherwise. */ function isAdmin(){ return ($this->userlevel == ADMIN_LEVEL || $this->username == ADMIN_NAME); } /** * generateRandID - Generates a string made up of randomized * letters (lower and upper case) and digits and returns * the md5 hash of it to be used as a userid. */ function generateRandID(){ return md5($this->generateRandStr(16)); } /** * generateRandStr - Generates a string made up of randomized * letters (lower and upper case) and digits, the length * is a specified parameter. */ function generateRandStr($length){ $randstr = ""; for($i=0; $i<$length; $i++){ $randnum = mt_rand(0,61); if($randnum < 10){ $randstr .= chr($randnum+48); }else if($randnum < 36){ $randstr .= chr($randnum+55); }else{ $randstr .= chr($randnum+61); } } return $randstr; } }; /** * Initialize session object - This must be initialized before * the form object because the form uses session variables, * which cannot be accessed unless the session has started. */ $session = new Session; /* Initialize form object */ $form = new Form; ?> Ricky Gervais... 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RICKY GERVAIS LIVE ON TOUR WITH HIS BRAND NEW SHOW - FAME

Ricky Gervais, Hollywood's "Hottest Brit" and co creator and co writer of the two multi award winning shows The Office and Extras, is about to embark on a national UK tour and a selection of international dates, with his third live show Fame.

Despite its glamourous title it is probably the purest stand-up of all three. More anecdotal and autobiographical than before it allows Ricky to meander and deconstruct everyday life. Well, everyday life for someone who is famous in nearly a hundred countries and hangs out with David Bowie and Ben Stiller.

Follow support comedian Robin Ince's blog and see what life on tour is like.

BOOKING INFORMATION...

EXTRA DATES AT HAMMERSMITH APOLLO NEARLY ALL GONE - LAST LONDON DATES ANNOUNCED


NEW OXFORD DATE ANNOUNCED - ON SALE NOW


You can book online or by phone via TICKETZONE

or via

or phone the venues direct using the numbers listed.

TOUR DATES AND VENUES...












January 2007
Monday 8
Tuesday 9
Wednesday 10
GLASGOW Royal Concert Hall 0141 353 8000
January 2007
Wednesday 17
Thursday 18
Friday 19
EDINBURGH Festival Theatre 0131 529 6000
February 2007
Monday 5
Tuesday 6
BRIGHTON Brighton Centre 0870 900 9 100
February 2007
Wednesday 7
OXFORD New Theatre 0870 606 3500
February 2007
Thursday 8
Friday 9
CARDIFF CIA 029 2022 4488
February 2007
Monday 12
Tuesday 13
MANCHESTER Apollo 0870 401 8000
February 2007
Thursday 15
BLACKPOOL Opera House 01253 292029
February 2007
Tuesday 20
Wednesday 21
NEWCASTLE City Hall 0191 261 2606
February 2007
Thursday 22
Friday 23
SHEFFIELD City Hall 01142 789 789
February 2007
Tuesday 27
PORTSMOUTH Guildhall 023 9282 4355
February 2007
Wednesday 28
BRISTOL Colston Hall 0117 922 3686
March 2007
Thursday 1
Friday 2
BOURNEMOUTH BIC 0870 111 3000
March 2007
Tuesday 6
Wednesday 7
PLYMOUTH Pavillions 0845 146 1460
March 2007
Thursday 8
CARDIFF CIA 029 2022 4488
March 2007
Monday 12
Tuesday 13
BLACKPOOL Opera House 01253 292 029
March 2007
Wednesday 14
Thursday 15
BIRMINGHAM NIA 0870 909 4144
March 2007
Monday 19
Tuesday 20
MANCHESTER Apollo 0870 401 8000
March 2007
Wednesday 21
Thursday 22
SUNDERLAND Empire 0870 602 1130
March 2007
Monday 26
BRIGHTON Centre 0870 900 9100
March 2007
Tuesday 27
Wednesday 28
IPSWICH Regent 01473 433 100
April 2007
Wednesday 4
BRIGHTON Centre (website) 0870 900 9100
April 2007
Thursday 5
NOTTINGHAM Arena (website) 0870 121 0123
April 2007
Wednesday 11
BOURNEMOUTH BIC (website) 0870 111 3000
April 2007
Thursday 12
PORTSMOUTH Guildhall (website) 023 9282 4355
April 2007
Wednesday 18
Thursday 19
BIRMINGHAM NIA (website) 0870 909 4144
April 2007
Thursday 26
NEWCASTLE City Hall (website) 0191 261 2606
April 2007
Friday 27
SHEFFIELD City Hall (website) 01142 789 789


May 2007
Friday 4
Saturday 5
BRISTOL Colston Hall 0117 922 3686
May 2007
Friday 25
PORTSMOUTH Guildhall 023 9282 4355
May 2007
Saturday 26
CARDIFF CIA 02920 224488
June 2007
Sunday 3
OXFORD New Theatre 0870 606 3500
June 2007
Friday 8
BRIGHTON Dome 01273 709 709
June 2007
Saturday 9
BOURNEMOUTH BIC 0870 111 3000
June 2007
Friday 15 June
Saturday 16 June
BRISTOL Colston Hall 0117 922 3686
June 2007
Thursday 21 June
Friday 22 June
MANCHESTER Manchester Evening News Arena (web site) 0870 190 8000
June 2007
Friday 29 June
OXFORD New Theatre 0870 606 3500
July 2007
Thursday 5 July
BOURNEMOUTH BIC 0870 111 3000
July 2007
Friday 6 July
PORTSMOUTH Guildhall 023 9282 4355
July 2007
Friday 20 July
OXFORD New Theatre 0870 606 3500
August 2007
Sunday 26 August
EDINBURGH Edinburgh Castle 0131 226 0000


NEW LONDON DATES
- ROYAL ALBERT HALL SOLD OUT - EXTRA DATES AT HAMMERSMITH APOLLO ANNOUNCED - TICKETS ON SALE NOW

You can book online or by phone via TICKETZONE - 08700 112626

or via

or phone the venues direct using the numbers listed.

Sept 2007
Monday 3 Sept
Tuesday 4 Sept
Wednesday 5 Sept
Thursday 6 Sept
Friday 7 Sept
Saturday 8 Sept
Monday 10 Sept
Tuesday 11 Sept
Wednesday 12 Sept
Thursday 13 Sept
Friday 14 Sept
Saturday 15 Sept
LONDON Hammersmith Apollo (website) 0870 606 3400
Sept 2007 - EXTRA DATES - LAST LONDON DATES ON SALE NOW
Tuesday 18 Sept
Wednesday 19 Sept
Thursday 20 Sept
Friday 21 Sept
Saturday 22 Sept

Monday 24 Sept
Tuesday 25 Sept
Wednesday 26 Sept
Thursday 27 Sept
Friday 28 Sept
Saturday 29 Sept
LONDON Hammersmith Apollo (website) 0870 606 3400
Sept - Oct 2007
Sunday 16 Sept
Monday 1 Oct
Tuesday 2 Oct
LONDON Royal Albert Hall (website) 020 7589 8212


KEEP CHECKING BACK FOR NEWS ABOUT THE TOUR INCLUDING NEW DATES IN THE UK AND ABROAD




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FAME in review...
from the Evening Times Online

from the Observer

from the Sunday Times in Scotland




More about Ricky's first two stand-up tours, Animals and Politics can be found here along with some video clips from the Politics tour...