Ben Stiller. Ricky Gervais. Together for the first time since Extras with wild comedy Night At The Museum. Total Film pairs up the planet's leading comic talents to sound off on ego, slapped monkeys and sleeping like a snake ...
WORDS JONATHAN DEAN, TOTAL FILM
Ben Ricky ...
Ricky Oh, you again.
Ben How's it going?
Ricky Good, thanks. To kick off, I'd just like to say that Ben Stiller is not only one of the best comic actors in the world, he is also a talented comedian, writer, director and producer. He's an honest man, he is a handsome man ... I'd like to thank him for the opportunity to work on Night At The Museum and I'd like to thank him for his appearance in Extras, series one, episode two. You can also catch the new series of Extras on HBO from 14 January, but if that's not your bag, why not download my podcasts on iTunes? Both audiobooks. I'm off to have dinner with Christopher Guest later ... So, your turn ...
Total Film How can you come back to that, Ben?
Ben I think he said it all, I think that sums up Ricky. That's everything you need to know about him as a person. Of course I was excited to work with Ricky again after Extras - even though that experience was kind of funny. He'd said, "Hey, can you do a part on my show?" And I was like, "Yeah, definitely:' So I was committed before I'd read the script. After reading, I was horrified that that's how Ricky saw me. I thought it was going to
be some great funny turn, but instead I'm
this monster. I literally called my agent after
I did the show and wanted to see if I could
get it taken off the air. I was so mortified ...
Ricky No, that's not true! [Laughs]
Ben No, it's not true, but I was so freaked out.
I was freaked because, while I thought it was hilarious, I thought, "Are people going to know that it's funny and is supposed to be a joke?" And that to me is what's so great about Ricky's humour - there's a fine line between reality and what's funny that can be so uncomfortable... È
Total Film So Ricky, where did you hear about the diva-rumours that you then exaggerated for Ben's character in Extras?
Ricky I totally made it up! I never dreamt he was like that! I've got no evidence that he is like that.
I... No ... I... Oh, I'm being wound up here aren't I?
Ben Listen to him stutter, you've got him in a bad way.
Ricky No, the first time I met Ben,
I thought he was actually refreshingly shy. And I never, I never dreamt... Like the speech where he goes Along Came Polly grossing this, grossing that, all the films and that ... we
didn't write that, that was an ad-lib.
I don't know where he got that from.
Ben I don't know either, it just sort of came out of the ether. What really freaked me out was that, when I read it, I was like "Oh my God, he's really tapped into my true dark self:'
Total Film On the spot then, five words to describe each other ...
Ricky If Ben can hear, I think three of them would be 'talented; then
two would be 'handsome' ...
Ben [Laughs] I would say 'comedy; 'genius' and then you don't even need three words after that.
Ricky Actually, I'd try and make
it grammatically correct so I'd say "Ben Stiller is a man:' And then I'd have run out of words.
Total Film Sounds like you guys would like to work together again.
Ricky We certainly are going to -
I don't think that's giving too much away. Ben, what do you think?
Ben If we can figure out a contract able to support it. Because Ricky has a huge perk-package. Like trailer, entourage, private jet...
Ricky Or, it could be filmed in my flat, because all that stuff about having to get up early, going somewhere to film it and then waiting around ... That really,
really annoys me.
Ben It is known that Ricky won't work before noon or after 4pm there are four hours during the day that Ricky calls the "Sweet Spot" for him. That's when the good stuff comes.
Ricky Yeah, 2pm is the golden hour. That's when I've got enough bloodsugar, but I will have to sleep soon. Like a snake.
Ben He sleeps about 12 hours a day.
Ricky So yeah, you've really got to catch me.
Ben Got a pad by the bed for the dreams. That's where a lot of the inspiration comes from. The dreams.
Ricky But yeah, Ben and I have been racking our brains because we do want to work together again. We
had a good time on Extras, but that was very intense. And Night At The
Museum was only three days, but there was one scene in particular where we found a mutual dynamic that really, really worked.
Ben Yeah! [Laughs]
Ricky Something just happened, and neither of us, neither of us could look the other one in the eye, which has got to be a good thing. If an actor's laughing, then something's funny.
Ben Yeah, that scene ... Basically Ricky's the curator at the museum and I'm the night guard there and, as you know, the exhibits come to life at night - but obviously nobody believes that happens. So I'm trying to explain to him what happened and he thinks I'm pulling his leg,
so he berates me. But the way he started reacting to my character's explanation, he sort of did this mock-laughter in my face, where he'd hold his belly ... [Laughs] .
Ricky It's an interesting dynamic. That scene's funny. Or, I don't know ... With Ben, maybe he'd
taken some crack as well.
Ben It was just enjoyable. It actually reminded me of Meet The Parents.
I remember during the first scene
I had to do with Robert De Niro,
I broke up laughing in his face
and was mortified because he did something that made me laugh:
I was like, "Oh my God, this is my first scene with De Niro and I'm laughing in his face!" And yet it was the same experience, working with Ricky. I think Ricky's dead
on when he says that you want actors to laugh because then
you know that something real is going on and they're feeling it.
Ricky I'd just like to say that when you do the article, remember what Ben said. The headline should be "Working With Ricky Was Like Working With De Niro:'
Ben Yeah, "Ricky Gervais Is My Hero:'
Total Film Noted. Ben, what first attracted you to Night At The Museum? It's refreshing to have
a family film this Christmas that isn't a cartoon ...
Ben I was attracted to it on a gut level. Even the title intrigued me because I grew up in New York City, about four or five blocks from the Museum Of Natural History, so I was going there all the time as a kid. Any museum of that kind has a magical quality - the stuffed animals,
dioramas and dinosaur skeletons,
so I really just felt a gut childhood connection. I've been discovering kids'movies in the last five years since I've had my own and I've really been appreciating the good ones that you can watch with them. People don't really make live-action movies like they did any more, so I thought this was a chance for a movie that, like you said, wasn't an animated movie, but yet had a magical quality. And wasn't too cheesy. I didn't want it to be too sappy.
Ricky I never thought about doing a big family blockbuster, but Ben sent me an e-mail about it and when
I read the film, I thought, "Wow,
it's really, really good:' I like a film that's funny, but with heart. I like
to do comedy. I don't want to do action. It would be absurd! Imagine me in a vest, going, "Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker!" It just wouldn't work
would it? Bruce Willis does it well, but you know ...
Total Film Also, it's a couple of days shooting with Ben ...
Ricky Yeah, I've jumped straight to cameo. I didn't build up a film career, become a leading man and do good work for 20 years. They say it's two weeks filming, I go, "I can give you three days:' I enjoy filming these things - they're like days off for me, diversions. A couple of days filming with De Niro [2007's Stardust],
a couple of days filming with Ben ...
Ben This has got a really interesting amalgam of actors in it, though. Mickey Rooney, Dick Van Dyke, Owen Wilson, Steve Coogan there's this sort of crazy combination of cross-generational people. And on top of that there's dinosaurs, lions, elephants and CG woolly mammoths and Attila the Hun ...
I mean what do you do with that?
Ricky Yeah! There's one hilarious scene, which I've never quite seen the likes of before in a film, where Ben's having a fight with a monkey and he's slapping the monkey, he's having a slapping fight with this monkey! And then Robin Williams ppears as Theodore Roosevelt and says, "My God man, why are you slapping a monkey?" Which is one of the best questions you can ever ask in any situation in life. "My God
man, why are you slapping a monkey?" [Huge great belly laugh]
Total Film You're in a museum and the artefacts come to life ...
What historical characters would
you like to have a conversation with?
Ricky Well, anything would amazing.
Ben For me, I love all American
history so perhaps someone from the American Revolution. Or of course
Teddy Roosevelt, a guy who stands
so many ideals - a masculine
thing, a sense of self and sayings
about man finding his own strength in his own resources, of finding your own ideals and fighting for them.
But what was Teddy really like, as
a person? To us he's a statue outside a museum with a big stick. Who was that person really? I'm just interested
in history, really, so any of,those historical characters or figures as real people would be interesting.
Total Film And how would you explain to Roosevelt what you do?
Ben [Laughs] He's a President and a soldier ... Well, I'd explain to hiin that I'm an entertainer, actor. It all falls under amusement.
Ricky I'd like to go back and talk to pioneers. I'd say, "What were you thinking there? Why did you do that?" Just thinking of a world when
there wasn't so much stuff... How
did the Greek philosophers... Where
did they start? What did they have to go on? It's incredible, y'know, that Newton quote, "If I have seen farther than others, it is because I've stood on the shoulders of giants:' And
it's great that the further you go
back, the less shoulders you have to ' stand on. I was trying to inflaine Karl Pilkington and I told him that quote. And he went, "Well, that's annoying.
Why isn't he giving people a namecheck? I'd be annoyed if I was one of those whose shoulders he'd stood on. I'd go, 'Oh, why isn't he naming me? Why is he keeping it to himself?'" He should have gone, "Well, there was Ted, he gave me the idea for the apple:' Science fascinates me.
Ben And human beings have obviously created so much and are so sophisticated, but then you take regular people, like us ... If I went
to the past and had to explain the concept of electricity, I wouldn't know shit. We have all these incredible advancements that human kind has come up with, but I'm just a guy who watches TV.
Total Film Ricky, just to make him blush - what stand-outs for you from Ben's career?
Ricky Ben plays the put-uponbloke-with -bad -luck-that's-tryingto-do-the-right-thing better than
anyone in the world at the moment. It's just great, it's engaging. He's
got likeability and he's also got edge. One of my favourite bits in a comedy film is in Meet The Parents where
his girlfriend comes into his room and he's just sitting cross-legged. She goes, "Hey, what's up?" and he goes, "Oh, I'm just sitting here going over some of the answers I gave on the polygraph test that your father
just gave me ... " It's just the way he plays it. [Laughs] Just a little bit
of sarcasm, a little bit stunned.
He's out of his depth.
Total Film And Ben, if you had to write a character for Ricky in Extras, to get him back for your one, how would you do that?
Ben [Laughs] Ricky ... I think he's already created the ultimate selfinvolved, insecure character in David Brent. But he's always the
first person to wind himself up and he's so self-effacing. But he could play the totally self-involved Ricky Gervais ... I'd write him as
a self-effacing guy, but then when he's alone, you'd see that he was
a total megalomaniacal, egotistical, self-involved guy, who in public plays the nice funny guy ... But, go
a level back, and it's all just an act. Ricky I could do that ... I could do that, yeah! Ego is the funniest thing. It's funny that comedians keep coming back to that. It's pretension, ego, the blind-spot. I think it's
maybe one of the single funniest things to look at, y'know - the difference between how you see yourself and how people see you. Ben Of course, that is in no way like how he really is. He really is one of the sweetest guys I've met in this business.
Total Film Someone who is now a recognisable face over in Hollywood ...
Ricky A recognisable fat face ... With bad teeth. A recognisable round, red face. Apparently, I'm Hollywood's hottest Brit. [Loud, high-pitched laugh] Until someone else comes along!
Total Film Who's the competition?
Ricky [Huge, ear piercing laugh as
he bangs on the table] I think it's still Sean Connery!
Night At The Museum opens on
26 December and will be reviewed in a future issue of Total Film.
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